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Salad Fingers 

Gender confused "it" that lives in the middle of nowhere, in shack #22. All of his "friends" left him to go to the great war. He randomly names objects and bugs. He has a very "colorful" imagination and a preferance for rusted metal. He likes it when the "red water" comes. He has a lack of intelectual skills and utterly terrified by human speech except for his own, as shown in episode 5. There are currently 7 episodes all of which created by David Firth.
(as Salad Fingers stabs his finger on a rusty hook) "I like it when the red water comes out"
Salad Fingers by Fat-Pie April 29, 2006
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fibonacci salad

A salad thats composed of the salad that was served yesterday and two days ago.
Rarely used to describe a good tasting salad.
Can be used to describe other non-fresh meals.

It's based on the "fibonacci" mathematical series that each number is composed of the two numbers before it (0,1,1,2,3,5,8 etc.)
Person 1: "I think they're serving fibonacci salad today"
Person 2: "Eww It tastes like the crap they served yesterday"
fibonacci salad by Tomash91 January 11, 2009

Tomato Salad 

The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.
Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?

Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.

fruit salad 

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.
When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.
fruit salad by mifcorn August 23, 2011

tossing one's salad 

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming
Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

salad girl 

An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.
Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.
salad girl by hititlong January 4, 2006

salad fork 

In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.
Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!
salad fork by KFED April 30, 2006