rule of never 

always never happens.... but never always happens

Rule of Never is: Whenever you think something will never happen ....it does. Whenever you think something will always happen,,,it doesnt....every time

rule of never by Robert "Archeo Bob" Stupack February 4, 2009

Rule-M 

Misunderstandings can be a Bitch.

Glad we got THAT staightened out!Rule-M,yo,Misunderstandings can be a Bitch! Misunderstandings WITH a Bitch,can be Bitch-Squared.

Rule-M by Waboa February 8, 2009

Rule 2.13 

If you eat a whopper your shit will stink like a whopper

Ryan: Did you just eat a whopper?

Dave: Yeah?

Ryan: Rule 2.13

Rule 2.13 by lostinthevoid September 29, 2009

Rule 99 

No matter what you search for in Google Images, at least one result will be a porno

- I Googled Barney, and I'm getting some raw hardcore. WTF?

-Rule 99.

Rule 99 by afjhsdljfhsoadfih October 10, 2010

Rule 637 

Real men don't talk to each other if the option of communication via other means is available. DO NOT QUESTION IT.

Guy #1: Why are we texting each other even though you're right next to me?
Guy #2: Rule 637
Guy #1: lulz ok

Rule 637 by nintendowii June 10, 2011

Rule 129 

If something exists, there is are at least three cryptocurrencies for it.

PotCoin, WeedCoin and Paragon all satisfy Rule 129 for marijuana.

LBRY Credits, Theta Tokens, and SNGLS all meet Rule 129 for content publishing.

PinkCoin, SpankChain and SexCoin all validate Rule 129 for sex workers.

Rule 129 by TheBrazenGeek January 2, 2018

Rule 77 

If there is no shemale version of a female character, a shemale version will be created.

#1: No shemale she-hulk! Rule 76 lies!
#2 Rule 77.

Rule 77 by Demonfox-of-Eternity February 10, 2009