purple flour

Non-harmful substance thrown at Tony Blair during Prime Minister's Question Time on May 20, 2004. Blair was hit by the purple flour but just kept on talking to try and make his urinary tract accident less obvious.

"she was so freaked but we'd only purple floured her"

by brendan May 20, 2004

Purplejack

A type of Marijuana commonly sold by African-Americans in southern California. In a way it's Purple Kush's black cousin of weed.

Bryce: "Dude lets get some chron."

Zach: "I know a dude that sells Purplejack at the park!"

Bryce: "Dude tight!"

by Zacharias Peele January 4, 2009

purple snorkel

when you squeeze a penis untill it turns purple, put it in your butt hole, and fart on it

she did the purple snorkel last night

by Fredlousia February 21, 2011

Purple Bagel

A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.

ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.

by qwertyuiopasfghkjbidghhfghjfhj January 9, 2012

Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012

Purple day

Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Purple Hyacinth

The best mystery story in existence. You dont read Purple Hyacinth?? What are you doing with your life?

read Purple Hyacinth or I'll read your death certificate.

by I simp for athena October 21, 2020