east providence

east providence is located in rhode island. there are three towns in this city, East Providence (EP) Riverside (Rivi), and Rumford( it has no ‘nick name’ bc everyone forgets about it. Ep is where all the pot heads are. Rivi is also full of pot heads and hoes are. Rumford is just weird as fuck🤷🏻 ♀️. if you go to east providence high school (EPHS) then you will see the fivr different types of people in EP

the fine ass kids aka the popular ones

the ones that are constantly getting into fight

the weird ass children that creep you out

the pot heads

and then the kids that are chill n mad lit

EPHS is wack, the teachers there all do crack. The police officer there, officer doug, is weird. he has a rubber chicken and pretends to kill it and drown it all the time. mrs Furtado one of the deans is racist. and the principal is a crazy herion addit.

there is nothing to do in EP besides drugs and getting in trouble. usually people jus go to providence for parties and shit like that

“there are mad hoes in east providence”

“east providence is boring as fuck”

“damn, there are a lot of pot heads in east providence”

by itsmebitch17 October 18, 2018

Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

white promise

Type of lie meant for a large audience to get elected and sound trustworthy.

All political agendas have white promises behind them.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.

by fear is only an illusion April 27, 2015

No promises

It means no promises- pretty self-explanitory.

I'm going to camp next year, no promises.

by JustTwi October 22, 2018

french provisional

Usually a misspelling of the words 'French Provincial', could also refer to a line of cardboard temporary furniture in the French Provincial style.

"I won't be living here long, so I'll just furnish the place with some french provisional furniture."

by Creepy Craig April 7, 2008

Pinky Promise

A promise where they vow to complete a task within the day that they promised.

He kissed me today because of a pinky promise made in the morning.

by Thomas Jenkins September 8, 2018

Promiscuous Prairie Dog

As in prairie-dogging, your fecal matter will go in and out of the asshole, however with the Promiscuous Prairie Dog, the fecal matter goes in the mouth of a girl. This includes and is not limited to the nostril, asshole, ears, etc. If you get good at this, you may begin to do this with other animals such as dogs, cats, goats, etc. Cries of pleasure must be made while doing this.

"Mike Stevens gave a great Promiscuous Prairie Dog to his coworker last night."

by Mike T. Stevens February 19, 2009