portadrive

portable external hard drive

Can I borrow your portadrive? I want to copy your itunes library.

by jesnati November 23, 2011

portable party

one that can be called upon to arrive at potentially dull party events when numbers and moral are low, bringing large groups of partying types to liven up and save not only the party but the reputation of the host.

-hey gazza this party is sucking bro! anything we can do to liven up the night?
-yeah mate im all over it. il give my mate steve a call. that man's a portable party! he'l bring a truck load of people with him.
-right on!!

by dr greasy March 8, 2012

Portage Rider

1. A person that lives in the small town of Portage in Pennsylvania.

2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.

A Portage Rider came up to me today and told me how bad ass that party was at his farm.

I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.

by halo69 January 21, 2013

pootainment

Using your device to entertain yourself while you poo.

Damn! I forgot my phone, no pootainment this poo.

by XoWJoX April 16, 2015

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe April 18, 2016

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK July 13, 2016