poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

Poor blokeism

Running to banksy

Running to banksy at a social is poor blokeism

by Cjmeumcc May 28, 2023

Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

Poor Man Ike Syndrome

A term that references Ike’s straightforward gameplan in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Used to describe an overly simple or very ordinary individual.

“I did meet Robert last night, yeah. Must say, he wasn’t all that interesting.”
“True. Suffers from a little Poor Man Ike Syndrome.”

by Sivilion January 17, 2023

Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)

-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023

Racecar poor

You spend all your money on cars. You never leave yourself money for food, but always have money for car parts.

I’m racecar poor I have no money for food.

by I spend all my money on cars October 22, 2023