folded pony

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.

That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.

by Arlozenhyze December 23, 2017

Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody

Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex Says: “Oh wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy”

by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

Pony body

When the length of a person's body is equal to the length of their legs.

My lord Carol, look at her ass, it's the centerpoint of her body. She's a God damn pony body.

by Dong schlong May 5, 2018

Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.

“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”

by The WBH November 30, 2011

Pony Stroker

Pony Stroker : A. a girl that strokes a horses penis

B. a girl that is sexaully intimate with animals

That girls is a pony stroker

by Suede914919292 August 15, 2011

Prison Pony

A zebra.

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022