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Listen to the police

Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!
Officer: Sir back up!

Person: Ok officer.

Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.

Person: Right away officer.

*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.

Person: Why not?

Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)

Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)

Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.
by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020
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To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.
The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.
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SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
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Hop on ash police

Saying this to a PERSON means they have to have rough anal sex with you. Gay or not, you can't deny this.
"Hey wanna hop on ash police?"
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No asian dating policy

Also called "No dating asian policy", a rule followed by racist Asian women who worship white men that argues dating Asian men is weird because look like their brothers.
Asian guy: Hey-
Asian girl: Sorry, I have a no asian dating policy
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side piece police

Someone who is always involving themselves in another’s relationship and trying to report back their misconduct
Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business.
by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022
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Sound Of Da Police

Whoop! Whoop! That’s the sound of da police!
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