butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

by Brad November 5, 2003

poo pirate

See rump ranger, rear admiral, butt cowboy, fudge packer, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, homosexualist et al.

by James March 3, 2003

Butt Pirate

Someone who plunders butts.

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower or you'll get your butt plundered by a butt pirate.

by zd18 February 14, 2009

Butt pirate

pirates fascinated with the booty

"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"

"Let me venture onto your poop deck"

"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."

by Derfigan Maximus November 22, 2009

butt pirate

A man or boy who loves another man's butt, and wants to 'get in that.'

Chris is a butt pirate!

by abigail March 23, 2005

PIRATES DREAM

a girl who cannot be titty fucked

why is daina ernst a pirates dream?
because pirates dream of sunken chests!

by loo-tye October 24, 2007

Stinky Pirate

The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

by Fantom January 18, 2006