pickle fingers

A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.

Jim: "Tim, please pick up that dime."
Tim: "Can't, man, I got pickle fingers".

by marainey December 6, 2009

Pickled Willy

When you finger your girlfriend and immediately give someone close to her a wet willy with the same finger.

For girls: when you jack your boyfriend off and get cum on the tip of your finger and immediately give someone close to him a wet willy with the same finger.

Dude, he totally took biological warfare to a new level when he gave his girlfriend's brother a pickled willy.

Not only did Justin get Rodney with a pickled willy, he got the dog too!

by jnrjwalker October 28, 2010

pickle buffin

When you get your dick sucked by a hot bitch.

I was stuffin her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

popped pickle

when a male has lost his virginity. similar to when a girl has popped her cherry.

hey mitch, do you have a popped pickle?

by beeyou October 18, 2008

burnt pickle

the one person in your general group of friends that no one really likes. usually either a huge douche bag, or just a really obnoxious bitch. works either way. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle of the group, but ignores it and pretends everyone likes them anyway.

friend #1: hey dude, is it just me, or is dylan a serious burnt pickle?

friend #2: yeah, none of the guys like him.

friend #1: sucks to be him.

by zombietomato January 17, 2011

Pickle Dick

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes

Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

swamp pickle

Swamp Pickle: The terds in the bottom of the "portapotty' on a job site.As they float in the water like a pickle in a jar.Basically a descriptive word for poop.Also can be used to describe shitty objects, such as my snowmobile.

1.Hey were going snowmobiling,you coming? Yes, let me load the swamp pickle up and lets ride son. 2. Hey, there is free corn and swamp pickles in that portajohn, but dont eat the rock candy.

by Travis Vliet February 4, 2007