Pearls Jamed

This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.

Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!

by doc hargrove October 17, 2008

pearl shooting

the fine art of shooting pearls found in the bottom of easy way drinks. 'shooting' is usually perfomed with an oversized straw also available at the easy way bar.... Pearls are often 'gooey' as this helps them stick more efficiently

pearl shooting at passing shore boys hats.

by schmell March 9, 2010

Pearson

He is usually not that smart but is a girl magnet. He hops from girl to girl. Not very athletic but is good at video games.

Pearson is nice

by YouboiMicith October 13, 2019

Rabbit Pearl

A woman's vibrator made famous from HBO's Sex and The City. It has clit-stimulating bunny ears and G-spot stimulating swirling pearls.

Who needs a man when you have a Rabbit Pearl?

by tsunami girl August 12, 2008

Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 17, 2016

Pearl Knuckleduster

When a man ejaculates onto his first before punching his partner in the face with the be-seamened hand!

The bitch was complaining about my rough treatment of her, so I gave her the ol' pearl knuckleduster!

by boofstien May 31, 2012

Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.

Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.

by Al Beback September 1, 2012