Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.

Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.

by Andranoxi August 6, 2015

pearl shooting

the fine art of shooting pearls found in the bottom of easy way drinks. 'shooting' is usually perfomed with an oversized straw also available at the easy way bar.... Pearls are often 'gooey' as this helps them stick more efficiently

pearl shooting at passing shore boys hats.

by schmell March 2, 2010

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 15, 2022