pharmacy dozen

when you pick up your prescription medication (usually controlled substances) and you realize there are pills missing ://

“I counted my painkillers when i picked them up after surgery to make sure I didn’t get a pharmacy dozen.”

by capitalist bourgeoisie August 4, 2024

Pharmacological intervention

The act of having your pills legally prescribed to you by your shrink

Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023

pharmomones

Biochemical signals emitted by organisms, conveying information through distinct scents, often perceptible by the human olfactory system.

I just walked by the patient room and his pharmomones smell like Pseudomonas....he might have an open leg ulcer.

by KCPharm November 25, 2023

pharmacide

Death and injury by Big Pharma corruption

Turbo cancer is the direct result of pharmacide.

by anonymous November 27, 2023

pharmaracist

a pharmacist who is racist

i am a pharmaracist!

by h5n December 13, 2023

pharmacist hvh

no money

guy: "can u gift me sub"
pharmacist hvh: "no money (sent from a 8k monitor)"

by wanna play fn January 1, 2024

pharma’d

Getting molested in an exam

Yo!!! Sarib got Pharma’d today! HAHA

by Dr blonded April 29, 2024