A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.
Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?
Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.
Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.
by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012
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I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.
by munch68 August 28, 2013
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The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.
I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.
by P Word Miester December 5, 2013
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Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger
by The turd master December 10, 2013
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Person 1: "I am really mad at that guy, I'm going to make an exact replica of his service just to annoy him! Haha, what a le epic troll I am!"
Person 2: "There's no need to have a Phantom Tantrum."
Person 2: "There's no need to have a Phantom Tantrum."
by Jamaican Man April 6, 2014
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People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
by Tojo June 27, 2014
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Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship
Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship
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