Pencil

A long shaft good for sticking in your ass. (Irish Slang)

I like sticking pencils in me ass.

by Pencil Expert September 22, 2022

pencil wedje

when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.

"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

pencil man

A subsequent man with a small penis

That kid is a pencil man

by daddykade September 8, 2021

Pencil

Something you will need because your to fucking lazy to go to the dollar store and buy your own

Go get your own fucking pencil

by ctrl+alt+delete ur mother November 11, 2022

pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.

"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"

by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 7, 2025