When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”
A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker
by Wilkypedia December 01, 2021
A pay cow is person who is far too easily persuaded to fund any number of projects, causes, or content creators.
Grift YouTuber: "Donate to my Patreon so I can keep making videos about {insert grift topic}
Bob: "Ok! I can donate $10.00 a month to this guy!"
Jenna: "Don't be a pay cow, Bob. This guy only posts AI script videos. Spend it on something that matters."
Bob: "Ok! I can donate $10.00 a month to this guy!"
Jenna: "Don't be a pay cow, Bob. This guy only posts AI script videos. Spend it on something that matters."
by johnny_thunder April 04, 2024
An infamous German Donkey who likes to score random tap-ins that make him look good, however in reality he simply ghosts all game just to wait for Varsenal fans to glaze him online.
by Notmezot1233 February 18, 2025
For this month you have to let your girlfriend pay for any dates, food, etc. You deserve prince treatment <3
by KendrickLemar April 12, 2024
-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.
-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.
-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.
Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.
-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.
Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??
agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
by REPS(name) December 14, 2009
by PCK-7 August 01, 2023