ship panic

it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say

person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!

person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!

by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022

period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.

Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?

by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022

Gay Panic

When someone who thought they were straight feels attraction to someone of their own gender.

"He glanced at this boy walking past us and completely lost focus. I think he was having a gay panic."

by Shibadeeboo April 26, 2022

Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.

Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.

by blackbird23 May 5, 2022

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians

I’m having tech panic

by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022