Phone vulture

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.

Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.

by Red_Stump August 25, 2009

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Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.

The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.

by Aeroscout February 11, 2023

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celluar phone

"Sell you our phone" - An apt mispronunciation or misspelling of cellular phone.

We'll celluar phone for cheap and you'll pay through the nose for service.

by Snezzy December 27, 2011

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Drop Phone

A "burner phone" combined with the hybrid concept of a "Bait Car" and "Trojan Horse". One might learn what it would be like "to be a fly on the wall" so to speak.

Having noticed it fall from my pocket the officer retrieved the drop phone as we walked away.

by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021

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