With a pair of oven gloves that are joined together two people each with their own pair of joined oven gloves will battle it out to decide a multitude of disputes such as what the family eats for dinner etc,
Conor "I want to eat Gammon for dinner"
Jay "Well I want to eat Sushi!"
Conor "Right then Oven Glove Boxing it is!"
Jay "Well I want to eat Sushi!"
Conor "Right then Oven Glove Boxing it is!"
by RonocMcfoley November 23, 2011
A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
by williampoop23 November 11, 2008
When you are ramming a dude with your ass and your ass isn't so fresh and what you really need is a jizenema, you say, "Clean me, Victor." As the guy jizzes, you leak chocolate man milk. Thus, your oven is cleaned.
I had the trots real bad last week, but Rodney gave me a dose of the self-cleaning oven last night. I am gonna save a bundle on my colonics this month.
by Easy Off October 02, 2010
Double Dutch Oven
A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.
Also known as dutch oven squared.
A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.
Also known as dutch oven squared.
Example 1: Man, those tacos last night were good, but I had a dutch oven squared.
Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.
Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!
Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.
Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!
by MrDutch February 21, 2013
For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.
Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!
by xag February 13, 2011
a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.
by Cory Bovard December 09, 2004
"Man I had a rusty dutch oven last night. This morning I had to wipe the poo and blood off of my roids before I could apply the Prep H. Although the smell wasn't too bad."
by Alex Tribec March 07, 2007