Otter Market

A market condition hastened by the implementation of homosocialist policies at the federal, State, and local levels. An Otter Market is characterized by poor economic activity, increased unemployment, and minor campaign workers driven to their deaths in tidal pools.

Mary Jo Kopechne, killed during the Carter Administration, was a casualty of an Otter Market.

by Gerald Busey August 18, 2008

ottergasm

an ottergasm is the act of excreting all bodily fluids onto an otter at once, whilst having an orgasm. it is a magnificent, if not disturbing, process. It's illegal in the states of Texas and Iowa.

I was at the zoo today with my son, we saw a man having an ottergasm. he plucked an otter right out of the tank, he must have been pretty desperate. i covered little jimmy's eyes quick as i could, but he had lots of questions when we got home.

by otttaboiii May 27, 2009

ottawa

A city that lacks a hockey team worth mentioning, unlike Toronto.

It's too bad we don't live in Toronto instead of Ottawa. Then we would have a real hockey team.

by unbiased individual October 28, 2005

Pocket Otter

A term used to describe a penis, usually a large one, which is visible through the trousers.

OMG... he looks like he's a full on Pocket Otter!!

by kels21 November 22, 2011

Worst Case Ontario

Thunder Bay.

Thunder Bay is Worst Case Ontario.

by Gootzie September 20, 2022

Barrie, Ontario

Barrie is a city in Ontario. It's a pretty cool spot, especially on the best day ever: McDonald's Coupon Day. During this day, in the streets of Barrie, the skids go crazy.

Barrie, Ontario, well connected, well played.

by Toss Weigh September 29, 2020

Otter Boy

1. A Crime fighting superhero that lurks in the depths of streams, rivers, and lakes and barks as he is attacking. Also will display a "Salmon" defense if threatened.
2. Sidekick- Bumble Cooter

Otter Boy saved me! Lokk
off in the distance- "Ah Ah Ah!"

by Salmon Boy November 28, 2003