opterithm

An opterithm, or optimising algorithm, is an algorithm which similarly to genetic algorithms, can optimise its operation given its current state.

Dang that hill climbing opterithm is wack, it found the global optima in in fewer steps than my snazzy random walk algorithm.

by Arjit 'Spicy Vindaloo' May 24, 2008

Optimystique

Being optimistic with no particular reason.

I have no job no money but I'm optimystique anyway

by Jimmy Cinders October 3, 2010

Optimus 9

Referring to The Popular AutoBot Optimus Primes 9 foot solid steel Cock.
If ever there were a porno spoof of The Transformers, Optimus 9 could be used as a Porn name. Also Bumble 3 fits into the same category (AutoBot Bumble Bees short 3 foot cock, But with substantial girth)

Man did you see how Optimus 9 Strait ripped that pussy up

by Elkrockadrillits February 28, 2011

Optiminal

A group of gamers formed by years of friendship, company name. Currently a Minecraft group, community, and contains traces of ethanol.

Bro 1: I'm really glad we made Optiminal together, I love you guys.
Bro 2, 3 & 4: Shut up cunt.

by Proto :D May 4, 2020

Retro Optimization

Retro Optimization is a complex process of updating a website's archived content in Archive.org's Wayback machine to allow a marketer to promote current content to past consumers.

Based upon web 1.5 technology, Retro Optimization gives consumers the ability to get their hands on new products and services after they undergone years of trial an error prior to their initial development.

Thanks to Retro Optimization I was to sell more inventory in 2008 than I had previously sold in 2008 by updating the promotion we had in our 2007 marketing campaign. It worked so well, I'm going to have gotten a bonus for the improvements I'm going to make for last year.

by Pete DiMaio April 7, 2009

miss optimistic

Nickname for someone who is constantly optimistic and seeing the bright side of things, the glass half full, and forces her happiness and optimism onto others.

Lacey is miss optimistic 2010.

by missnegative December 7, 2010

Youngstown Option

When a public official resigns, to avoid criminal prosecution for misdeeds committed in office.

"Hey, I'm behind in my payments to the water department, and I'm here to...ahhh...contribute to the councilman's re-election campaign. Is he here?"

"What, haven't you heard? The feds were after him, so he took the Youngstown Option."

by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013