Ding Dash

What you call somebody when they're being retarded
Gosh, why can't you stop being such a Ding Dash!!
by Jocelyn123RenWar November 06, 2018
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dance and dash

In escort prostitution, a variation on the "cash and dash" scam.

A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.

The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
The client thinks "full-service escort" means sex, the vendor suddenly decides (after taking the money) that no, it means one minute of hip-hop dancing followed by a beeline for the door. That's dance and dash.

In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.

The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
by bitchuck November 03, 2024
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Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.
Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.
by burtstuart January 19, 2011
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The on the volley dash

When your partner is giving birth and you realise your not ready so you drop kick the baby back in and run off shouting panner!!
I had to to give her the on the volley dash lads I ain't ready yet
by The big bad bat November 09, 2020
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Dash Adventure

This is the Homo-Sapien being named DashAdventure
You are being such a Dash Adventure
by DashAdventure June 13, 2022
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Isle Dash

When you shit your pants in a grocery store isle and immediately dash to the next isle.
I just shit my pants and ran to the next isle.. I pulled the isle dash.
by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015
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Max the dash

Going as fast as possible in your ride
"Last night when I was driving drunk home from the rave I decided to max the dash in my outback Subaru."
by Phifester October 16, 2008
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