Phone fingers

When you're typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fcuk kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word

A: hye mate, whta's up?
B: lol what?
A; sorry, fuckign phone fingers

by PÜNGLICH April 13, 2014

money on the phone

When somebody brags about their success and wealth on social media.

The phrase was first coined by Filthy Frank in the song "Hood Rich" in the line "money on the phone, but I'm broke", showing that while he talks big game online, in reality he has no money.

Travis: Ayo you see Chad braggin about how much he pulls in on Twitter?
Brad: Yeah. Kid has money on the phone, but he's broke.

by mrpravo June 18, 2018

celluar phone

"Sell you our phone" - An apt mispronunciation or misspelling of cellular phone.

We'll celluar phone for cheap and you'll pay through the nose for service.

by Snezzy December 27, 2011

phone-phet

1. a fart machine.

if you want to have some serious fun then invite a phone-phet over!

by kalli ann February 5, 2010

Drop Phone

A "burner phone" combined with the hybrid concept of a "Bait Car" and "Trojan Horse". One might learn what it would be like "to be a fly on the wall" so to speak.

Having noticed it fall from my pocket the officer retrieved the drop phone as we walked away.

by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021

double phone

taking a picture of nudes on a friends phone instead of screenshooting. therefore having it for later.

“i don’t wanna get double phones by sending it though”

by imfastasfuckboi May 1, 2019

Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.

by roadkyll October 13, 2011