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Jazz Spurs

Usually one of prank masterminds, also the one who sometimes ends up RECEIVING the pranks. He's got a chill attitude that helps him "whatevering" the shit others throw sometimes at him, and conveniently lets him getting surrounded both by great people and shit tornadoes.

He is the kind of guy who will ask you if you need some help while cleaning the house after a party while the others simply pass, or the kind of guy who asks you if you need money to buy something to eat, or simply he'll cook out something for you.

Last but not least, occasional pot-smoker.
Jazz Spurs
1. Jazz why are you wearing a t-shirt as a turban

2. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW FROM STARVING? WHERE'S JAZZ?

3. Fuck that shit Jazz, I think it isnt even legal
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Jazz

1. A type of music
2. A child Born From two Unmarried people ages 26 and older (by law men and women)
1. Play some jazz music

2. They had a jazz
by 459395 March 16, 2022
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jazz’s word

call her a jazz’s word

“NO!”
by kashdanlovesbussy December 18, 2018
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jazz

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.

get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
girl 1: woah i was in the garden and there was a beautiful jazz

girl 2: woah lucky
by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021
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Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
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Jazz

A type of music preferred by Barry Bee Benson.
by BiggyBoiForehead July 13, 2018
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Jazz

Is that music genre that everyone recognizes but nobody can describe
Yeah... this is jazz... I don't know why it's jazz but it is
by Teoasf July 7, 2018
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