Jacob Young

Literally THE singular stinkiest man you cold ever possibly smell. Worse than a homeless man. Worse than a shit house. Anything you can think of . also pretty homo too, but not full homo.

EWW, do ya smell that Jacob Young. YEAH its so bad i've already threw up my lungs. I kno its so bad, he must be like 50 meters at least from here.

by The White Gandhi March 2, 2020

gay jacob

A Jacob will always be gay no matter wat

Damn gay jacob

by Heellllllo December 5, 2017

horse jacob

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

by poopdick February 4, 2004

jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jacob Black

The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know

Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.

by wantstobebella April 5, 2008

Jacob

SIMP

It's that Jacob, He is a massive simp we should spit on him

by Batesyyy April 14, 2020

Jacob

hot and uh really attractive. but he's kinda a dick. or the complete opposite, he could also be really ugly but really nice. The hot one probably says the nword

I've never met a nice and hot person named Jacob, have you?

by yesilikethesauce March 14, 2020