A few simple "no brainer" rules that, if we'd all follow them, would make posting/reading paper ads/notices a much more pleasant and peaceable experience for everyone involved.
The "perfect five" rules of community bulletin-board etiquette:
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Wii Fit Balance Board x Dan Schneider fanfic.
by nike kicks March 24, 2022
An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.
Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom
Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom
by skamfan March 17, 2017
by MorbidFreddie May 20, 2004
by KariJo April 06, 2004
To stay in with your partner and engage in sexual activities instead of going to an event that you RSVP'd to
person1: Aww man why didnt (name) show up tonight?
person2: Him and his girlfriend pulled a Fuck Board Game Night
person2: Him and his girlfriend pulled a Fuck Board Game Night
by DickmcLong January 17, 2015
1. A social board on Gamefaqs that has been acknowledged more than once for having a more mature community than other system social boards (especially GCSB)
2. A social board on Gamefaqs in which you will actually see topics about news, politics, and other such mature topics, combined with some weird silly shit now and then.
3. T3h 1337 #0m314N|)
2. A social board on Gamefaqs in which you will actually see topics about news, politics, and other such mature topics, combined with some weird silly shit now and then.
3. T3h 1337 #0m314N|)
XBSB is way better, funnier, and more mature than the other social boards. It has cooler people, and copious amounts of badassery.
by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ October 02, 2004