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Old Sport

good ol bloody jack kennedy from DSa|F no not the one that got shot by the doctor i think thats all i know about november 1963 anyway hes bloody old sport. yknow, sportsy! dave's (criminal) partner!
Steven: Damn Dave and Old Sport got smth fruity going on
Peter: ikr
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Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.
wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"
by golden corrral February 10, 2019
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Old Raisin

When a girl is so ugly that it makes your dick shrivel up like a raisin
Bro I was hard, then I saw her and got an old raisin
by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018
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Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.
"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"
by Thedanatee November 10, 2022
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Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb
by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022
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Sana-OLD

buti pa sila nakaka labas ng late sana-old
by NightBeast February 12, 2022
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Old Gregg

A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.

Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.

(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes February 13, 2021
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