Offenpressed

Offended and impressed in equal measures

I was offenpressed when he hid the cookies from me, knowing that I would eat them in the middle of the night.

by Godfrey Work July 25, 2019

Offentunist

A person or group who seeks to be offended

That guy is such an offentunist

by Mr York November 16, 2019

Offie

Old fart (Western Canadian)

Some offie just drove straight through that red light.

by Llanberis November 5, 2019

Offline for Christmas

Offline for Christmas is a challenge taking place from the 16th to 23rd of December.

To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.

This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.

James: "This year I'll finish Offline for Christmas."

Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."

by Offline for Christmas December 15, 2019

Offenser

An offensive player in sports. Used so you don't have to use as many words.

In football, Patrick Mahomes is a great offenser.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 20, 2020

offbeatbard

offbeatbard is a really big faggot that takes games very seriously for no reason he also is very fucking bald with glasses and mentally retarded.

This kid is an offbeatbard

by Shrek the swamp April 23, 2020

Offect

For the people who do not know the difference between Effect and Affect. Offect has the same definition but can be used interchangeably as either a noun or a verb.

The offect of this new word is going to be groundbreaking.
Can you believe the offect of this new definition?

by yenry August 31, 2020