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A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.
Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020
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Doom Player Addict

Players who enjoy or may be addicted to Doom games too much and can vary in size and matter while having weird traits. One is the Fat Doom Player who sits their ass all day staring at a computer or television playing DOOM games and become a fat shit. Another Doom Player Addict is the people who think Doom Slayer is a waifu material character and will jerk off to him in various forms such as rule 34 or hentai
Me: Hey dude watcha ya doing?

Friend: Oh nothin just been playing DOOM all day

Me: My god you've become a Doom Player Addict!!!

Friend: Excuse me?

Me: Stay away from you fat, gay waifu male lover
by JohnnySinsRedemption May 26, 2020
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she sucked me good like she tryna get a addict

When youre girl try to suck youre dick so good that she is addicted later.
Sarah is addicted to suck my dick!

She sucked me good like she tryna get a addict
by Cut Throat Switch Blade June 17, 2017
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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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F1 addict

A reasonably sized, autistic bundle of joy who seriously needs a better sleep schedule. Maybe a haircut too. He unfortunately suffers from a serious addiction to men.
"Who's that?"

"That's f1 addict!"
by Youlikemen October 3, 2024
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