penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

Penis

A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.

Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.

by Da Sex Docta March 11, 2005

penis

A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.

J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.

by DatBytchUWant~~Lala September 01, 2004

penis

huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

by penis master September 01, 2003

penis

a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary

Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?

by daman555 May 08, 2010

penis

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1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there
2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa!
3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me!
4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them
5) My penis is better then yours.

by Mourad March 20, 2007

peni

a really big penis or a raging flock (multiple)

dude! look at those gay guys peni!

by jjfer March 31, 2006