Arrongant asshole, whom thinks the world revolves around him. Usually a cornball or dork that had a glow up but thinks he's the shit . Yea, a piece of shit that literally fell fresh from a stale butthole . He's a complete jerk . Notice many don't have the name . Stay away from the few!
Norris is such an arrogant ass wipe .
by Theeetruuth July 26, 2017
Get the Norrismug. The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Get the Norris City Hand Grenademug. Gavin Norris is the name given to a future lead animator and soccer star. A person with this name will always be better than anyone named David, Leonel, Alex, or Franklin. Gavin Norris is the future of our world and will become a millionaire.
by The GZeeeGang March 1, 2019
Get the Gavin Norrismug. by reechurd September 12, 2015
Get the Choke Norrismug. A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.
by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008
Get the C. Norris POWmug. Cooper Norris is one of the most loving and most respectful person on the planet! If you ever come across one !PLEASE! look after him and care for him as he will do the same back:) Cooper is sporty, funny, entertaining, realistic, romantic, loves soccer, if girls love him he'll love back, good looking, good friend, respects his brothers and has fun small parties. please if you see one or know one pls keep him close as a friend or a crushxx
Who's that?... That's Cooper Norris, he's a hottie and loves everyone around him and he is respectful ASF!
Dayum I wanna know Cooper Norris!... Well go say hi he wont bitex
Dayum I wanna know Cooper Norris!... Well go say hi he wont bitex
by Ya Boi Nate November 23, 2021
Get the Cooper Norrismug. A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland
by Moxord January 10, 2014
Get the The Norrismug.