How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

James Norris

James Norris is a different term of a dead trim

Hey bro what happened to ur hairline?
I asked for a fade and mans barber gave me a James Norris!

by Aidan.1-0. MrMason May 13, 2020

C. Norris POW

A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.

Holy crap did you see Mary's face? It is clear to me that she just got C. Norris POWed.

by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008

Norries

Combination of the phrase ‘no worries’

Kellie-Thanks for helping my out the other day.
Dave -Norries

by B3lc43r October 27, 2024

Norris

To break the rules in a fantasy sports game for your own benefit.

I see Jacks done a Norris in the fantasy NFL again!!

by Follow the Bear October 16, 2017

Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.

Dont be Choke Norris.

by reechurd September 12, 2015

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the best Coach in the world, he will kill your dog.

Dog killer Chuck Norris is back in town.

by TrueTeller101 February 9, 2019