A 'Durry Story' is a story that has no relevance to anything, comes outta nowhere, and subsequently leads nowhere.
Durry Story:
"Well, i finally got my shirt back and took it home, and mum said "oh is that a new shirt?" and i was like "no" and she was like "oh ok."
"Well, i finally got my shirt back and took it home, and mum said "oh is that a new shirt?" and i was like "no" and she was like "oh ok."
by MC M.C. October 17, 2006
Get the Durry Storymug. An OD story is a totally pointless, heart-wrenching, anger- quenching story spoken in a monotonous tone which has no excitement or point to telling it. It usually results in the person hearing it to want to stick their phone down their throat or cry from boredum! It can also make you want to Overdose and the person telling you this story is an OD!
An OD Story, an OD tells you- One time i was walking down the street with my granda, and he had a penny stuck to his head. So, i told him, "granda you have a penny stuck to your head." and he said " dont be silly son" then we kept walking.
You- Aww man i just got OD'd!
You- Aww man i just got OD'd!
by EveyT May 26, 2010
Get the OD Storymug. A phrase you use if you have no father, live in your mom's basemen lt. Get no bitches, has never touched grass, if you ever use this word ever you should probably discontinue your life indefinitely. I'm not joking
by .Vaynn on tt (follow me) March 31, 2022
Get the Story Time?mug. Every lesson I would stare at him dreaming about him fucking me. Then the hot teacher walked over to me and whispered in my ear "you've been a very naughty girl" He dismissed the class and gave me a develish grin. He takes of my bra as I undo his belt. He takes of his boxers, revealing his 9 inch monster cock. He aims it towards me, cum spurting everywhere. He calls me a dirty little slut and all I want now is to orgasm. Then I start moaning "fuck me harder sir!"
by urdirtylittleslut July 4, 2022
Get the Sex Storymug. one time there was a girl named grace tsakeris and she was walking about one day outside and she heard a loud noise but than she tried to run but she was stuck in one spot in front of a clown called it.???...but dont belive this scary story
by morgan lomer February 28, 2009
Get the scary storymug. Penetrate me she moaned and that is exactly what he did. This was part of the sex story that she told her parents.
by Penetrate me 6969 June 4, 2019
Get the Sex storymug. you walk into her room seeing her laying on her bed, she’s naked grabbing her tits moaning and smiling. she sees you and wants you to come over to her “i want you so bad get over here” you run over to her and start touching all over her. she rips your shirt off and unzips your pants, seeing your 9” in front of her she grabs it and starts giving you the best head ever. “aw yes baby just like that that feels so good ughh yesss” you moan, after a few minutes you flip her over and put it in her “OH YESS UGHHH” she screams in delight. after a few minutes of amazing moans and yells she starts saying “ughhh yess im gonna c- “. she couldn’t finish her sentence. they had the best night ever
by anonymousmom January 20, 2022
Get the sex storymug.