Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.
Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.
by Fisherwoman920 September 16, 2018
Get the Gift Catfishingmug. A literal god. I have been blessed by the fact that I've been breathing the same air as that extremely beautiful goddess. She can step on me anytime and I will be thankful. Marry my friend who is hopelessly in love with you, ma'am.
my friend: gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby
by teehee senpai March 9, 2021
Get the Gifted Abbymug. A friend repeller
by Peta Hater 06 May 23, 2019
Get the Roblox gift cardmug. Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.
"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.
by IKaizen December 2, 2013
Get the Skeet Giftingmug. A word used to gaslight people into searching up the Wineas Gift. This makes them rethink their life. This word used with a big group of people so you can hit multi gaslight M.O.A.B
Should we get (Insert Name) a Wineas gift.
What is a winas gift.
You should look it up then its spell with one S.
Bruh what the F*ck did I just get Gaslighted.
What is a winas gift.
You should look it up then its spell with one S.
Bruh what the F*ck did I just get Gaslighted.
by nV Trixx September 20, 2025
Get the Wineas Giftmug. Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...
Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!
How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....
Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...
Rich: What are you retarded?
Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....
Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...
Rich: What are you retarded?
Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013
Get the Gifted Instructormug. Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the conditioneral giftmug.