Quantum Joke

A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.

So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.

by Nihils June 14, 2020

madeline joking

she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.

but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.

Is that girl talking about a chicken with an EpiPen. It must be madeline joking.

by JLC24 March 29, 2019

joke flashback

When you're just sitting there and you think of a joke and start laughing. Everyone thinks you're laughing for no reason but really you just thought of something funny. Joke flashbacks can also occur when no one is around.

Ashok: "Hahahahahahah!"
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."

or

Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)

by ashack May 18, 2010

Premium joke

A joke that is bad to the point where no one laughs at but the creator him/herself.

Bono: I don't live in a home. I live in a house. *Holds his laugh hard*

Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes

by MyNameIsZebs August 6, 2014

Inside joke

A joke with your best friend that you can laugh about for ages. Other people never get it when you explain it to them.

She is my best pigeon cheebie.
what?
That's an inside joke

by E&F July 19, 2016

Joke cucked

When someone steals your joke

“She took my joke, she joke cucked me!”

by Me irl December 16, 2019

The Centrifuge Joke

The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”

The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese

by Quincy McKenzie July 10, 2020