a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
Get the mad guitar murphymug. by Caleb Murphy December 8, 2017
Get the Caleb Murphymug. A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
by Broughton November 7, 2020
Get the Jasper Murphymug. Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
by mungbean toast December 7, 2022
Get the Mrs. Nellie Murphymug. by fxlesaint December 2, 2019
Get the Murphy Lawmug. "You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Exceptionsmug. The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
Get the Eddie murphy scarymug.