Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

muff rebuff

When a girl blocks another girl from hooking up with someone.

"Amy totally muff rebuffed me last night."
"What a bitch!"

by K Sully May 29, 2009

muff daddy

What former Monty Python member Eric Idle will call himself if he ever decides to become a rapper.

Eric Idle decided on Muff Daddy during his visit to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.

by Jet April 9, 2005

muff tickler

The tuft of hair under a persons lower lip, that when the act of muff diving takes place, the muff tickle caresses the bean.

that dude has a kick ass muff tickler

by Bob Denne January 28, 2004

Muff Cabbage

"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."

I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.

by eyeballish October 19, 2010

muff cabbage

The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.

I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.

by kstan3 October 18, 2010

Muff Diving

To eat out, oral sex on a woman.

"I went muff diving on the Queen of England."

by Chmadly August 8, 2007