Mommy

me. I'm Mommy.

stop looking up mommy on the urban dictionary and go to church you pervs.

by cyb3r4ngel. July 25, 2023

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

mommy

the mean lady that drops me off at my friends houses and makes me do the dishes

my mommy made me do chores this morning.

by beefstick78 August 4, 2021

Mommy?

Mommy? is a profound meaning for someone of any sex but preferably a very beautiful independent woman who will 'baby' you through life.

"oh wow, she is everything I could ever need"... Mommy?"

by Fatherkev April 20, 2023

Mommy

Sexy thing to call your girlfriend, wife, mom, or grandma. Kids can call their mom that too.

Billybobby: Kayla, ready for sex??
Kayla: yes, billybobby
*billybobby starts sucking kaylas boobs*
Billybobby: *moans* Mommy...

by Imaginedragondeeznuts1234 May 26, 2023

Mommy-board

A real word that shows the true colours of a person.

Fr tho what the fuck

Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard”
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”

by Kakaowo November 24, 2021

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018