Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Mijang

Singaporean slang for a girl who definitely does not have a puffy face.

" Wow you are such a Mijang! What a perfect jawline!"

by MJ Prince December 13, 2021

Micah

Most likely voted for joe biden, the softest of them all. Huge beta male, very cheesy person all around. Always has his hood up and some say he gets 0 pussy because he seems very rapey. Will sit on anything for a dollar. His nickname is lou sass. If you want to find micah you will find him at all the elementary schools terrorizing little kids with his van.

Get away from those kids stop acting like a micah.

by Thicc latina December 13, 2021

Micah

Hottest and fastest man alive and the boyfriend of the one and only Greg McKee

Greg is in love with Micah

by FatGreg33 December 13, 2021

Micah

the most amazing and perfect person ever to walk planet earth. Give him sour patch kids and you'll officially be his favorite person in the entire world.

OH SHIT THERES A MICAH, I BET HES AWESOME

by JB.__ December 21, 2021

micah

one bald crybaby ass bitch

Damn that nigga acting like a micah

by speed light December 24, 2021

Micah

Thinks attack on titan is the best anime
Thinks eren beats goku
Always getting ratioed
Taking Ls everyday
Always missing

To ratio someone and being a Micah

by Drthomascool January 10, 2022