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A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick
Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
by RockGoblin November 30, 2021
Get the Micah mug.A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.
Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
by RockGoblin November 26, 2021
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