mini-midget 

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.

Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!

mini-midget by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018

welding midget 

A small man welding working for A N Fab.

Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget

welding midget by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018

illegal midget

Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.

Is Ash a midget?

No she isn’t quite that short. She’s an illegal midget.

illegal midget by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Mr midget 

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

Mr midget by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

Stupid midget Alex 

That dumb midget that drinks a lot

Hey look it’s that stupid midget Alex

Stupid midget Alex by Swampynutsack November 11, 2019

E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

E-midget by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

turbo midget 

Joe Rogan's common nickname

Joe Rogan is a confirmed anti-vaxxer, he is such a turbo midget.

turbo midget by mmoponcho May 19, 2021