Salt Mines

The last place on earth you'd want to be.

Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines

by YournextBunny08 October 21, 2010

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Minecraft

A game that’s better than roblox
And it’s addictive

Mom: Tim stop playing that game we need to go to the mall
Kid ignores mom and keeps on playing
Mom: STOP PLAYING
Kid: but it’s Minecraft why don’t you play
Mom plays and becomes addictive

Mom: wow I’m stopping my drugs this is better
Kid: you take drugs?

by 8_9 December 26, 2017

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Minecraft Dungeons

In the game, villagers have been captured in animal cages by some kid or adult called "the arch illager"/Archie. He was hated by villagers and everytime a villager saw him, he got a whooping. One day, he found a glowing "orb" in a white van. The illager is now getting revenge on the villagers. You have to save the villagers before they get slaughtered or become slaves or whatever. you have to get to them first by fighting your way through these fat dungeons filled with thirsty mobs. i once fought my way through a thicc swamp and some scary bois started chasing me.
Note to self: don't let the witches drink too much otherwise they might get too overpowered
you can get greedy by stealing goodies from mobs, chests, and mom's purse. if you find any gems, you can trade with the starved, trapped, villagers in your basement. you can also find artifacts that will help you beat the hell out of the mobs in your way, such as a 1-up mushroom from the Mario games, and a shiny stone that will take people's virginity and gives it to you as health. there are 3 game difficulties in the game: baby mode, epic mode, and sicko mode. at the end of each difficulty, you have to fight the floating little shortie/ the arch illager inside of an enderman costume. you have to upper your power level by stealing the best weapons and armor. the better power level you have, the easier levels will get. If you want the new levels coming out, ask mommy for a credit card and wait until July 69

Person 1: hey can you help me beat the last level on Minecraft Dungeons?
Person 2: Sure, what difficulty?
Person 1: Normal
Person 2: you truly are the lowest scum in history

by Burnt grass June 25, 2020

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Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

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minemaned

a word used when someone gets obliterated in the popular sandbox game Minecraft, it is mainly used in toxic PvP servers, it comes from the word mineman, pretty much meaning a sweaty minecraft player, minemen specifically say they have minemaned someone when destroying people in minecraft.

Yo i just fucking minemaned this kid so hard in PvP.

by Jossyan January 4, 2020

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