A method of discreetly masturbating while eating or drinking beside someone. First coined in a TikTok where a person claimed that they where “shivering” while masturbating.
by Trafffic July 16, 2025
Get the Chivers Methodmug. by M4NG0 June 25, 2015
Get the The Playstation Methodmug. when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
by unsectable November 20, 2019
Get the how does the bisection method workmug. A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.
by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 9, 2019
Get the Josmer Methodmug. A male or female (mostly male) uses an unorthodox way of gaining a significant other. Like a shotgun you would shoot at someone multiple times hoping it does damage. The shotgun method doesn’t work from far away therefore making it inevitable for a restraining order to be filed.
by Norskmann1201 October 27, 2022
Get the Shotgun Methodmug. The grindr method is a form of harassment invented by torland and was used actively in a very small com circle (pretty much unheard of by other comtards) where you would sign a nigga up to grindr under their name, spoof ur location to be directly ON their house, and match with a big black nigga, and then you tell the big black nigga that you have essentially a stranger cnc kink and ask them to barge in the front door, and say that no matter how many times i say "i dont know you", i really do, and do not stop fucking me no matter how much i say it.
grindr has since patched this (you cant sign up to grindr with mullvad and voip numbers anymore in my experience) (even doe you can just use a res proxy and smspool number)
grindr has since patched this (you cant sign up to grindr with mullvad and voip numbers anymore in my experience) (even doe you can just use a res proxy and smspool number)
764 kid: ahahah i extorted a child haha
chad grindrer: the grindr method awaits you, child
764 kid: uh what?
hours later....
764 kid: WTF WHY WAS I RAPED BY A BIG BLACK DUDE IM SORRY ILL NEVER EXTORT AGAIN
chad grindrer: the grindr method awaits you, child
764 kid: uh what?
hours later....
764 kid: WTF WHY WAS I RAPED BY A BIG BLACK DUDE IM SORRY ILL NEVER EXTORT AGAIN
by skid raper December 25, 2024
Get the The GRINDR methodmug. When someone, dressed as a rat, sits down on top of an uneven surface and shimmies, causing them to slide across the ground in the popular Roblox game '2 Player Rat Tycoon'.
by Ratatoing July 5, 2025
Get the Stone Methodmug.