by Balls Richter September 29, 2008
When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.
Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.
by Reppin' Latvia September 25, 2009
by MicJaiy May 12, 2005
Large inner labia lips.
Pussy lips that dangle outside the labia majora even when the legs are not open wide.
Pussy lips that dangle outside the labia majora even when the legs are not open wide.
by semsem August 17, 2011
The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.
by Ruairi March 06, 2006
A measure of one's true spirit and merit, according to the old code.
The game is played by two men, charging at eachother with erect penises at the ready, making galloping sounds.
They clash mightily, as the onlookers cheer.
Should one fall, such as slipping on a puddle of precum, a point is scored.
Should both opponents fall, they are to honorably engage in a standing match of swordplay.
The game is played by two men, charging at eachother with erect penises at the ready, making galloping sounds.
They clash mightily, as the onlookers cheer.
Should one fall, such as slipping on a puddle of precum, a point is scored.
Should both opponents fall, they are to honorably engage in a standing match of swordplay.
"M'Lord, it is considered bad play to engage in meat jousting on an unsuspecting opponent."
"Man, I'm bored. Let's do some meat jousting."
"No, Shannon Kilmer and Matt Isbell are unavailable right now, as they are currently enganged in an invigorating bout of meat jousing."
"Man, I'm bored. Let's do some meat jousting."
"No, Shannon Kilmer and Matt Isbell are unavailable right now, as they are currently enganged in an invigorating bout of meat jousing."
by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004