martin allen

A person of near infinite wisdom.

The astronomer was nearly a martin allen, there wasn't much he didn't know.

by Christine Lee February 3, 2005

martin bryant

a 28 year old retarded man who shot 35 people dead and wounded 21 at the historic port arthur site in tasmania on 28 april 1996 with an assault rifle. 20 of which were killed in a restourant and 2 at a bed and breakfast beforehand because they bid higher than him when it was for sale. among killed was 1 mans entire family. he killed more than seung-hui cho but pales in comparison to woo bum-kon who killed 58 and injured 35

since australia has no death penalty he only got 35 life sentences without parole and 1019 years.

varginia tech<martin bryant< woo bum-kon

by FSDGADSGVQDSGAS January 24, 2010

Martin dick

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.

Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?

by Thefinisher69 January 11, 2017

rimmy martin

slang for rim job

yo girl, let me get the rimmy martin.

by unclebarbosa February 5, 2012

nasty martin

When you surprise your partner by sticking your finger up their bum and screaming "WAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!!"

"He gave me a Nasty Martin, and it was kinda hot. "

by Special_Kk August 1, 2009

suck martin

When you brush your teeth with a mans dick

Ahh last night I suck martined To get the spinach out of my mouth

by Tony Jaboni November 15, 2013

Andres Martin

Andres Martin's are typically huge fags. They are the worst type of people to exist since the typical gay guy. Nobody likes anyone named Andres or Martin. They just suck.

See that guy in the closet? That is Andres Martin

by Andrea Martin H8er July 12, 2019