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Monster mater

Men who mate with male monsters. They don't dominate the monsters. Monsters dominate them. They let monsters mount them. If they got stuck in a fantasy world they'd go around sitting on every monster's member. If the monster has a human's body and human male penis, he'll get sit on regardless of his face.
Them: Are you a furry?

Me: Worse, I rode The Hulk, Venom, Vision, Hellboy and Mr X. I'm a monster mater.
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Monster can

Slang term used to refer to one's anus and or buttox
"Aye my man let me see your monster can"
Monster can by VoZh0 April 10, 2026

Monster Mash

1) when you would do anything for a Monster Energy (SFW definition)

2) putting a Monster can in your pussy or butthole (NSFW)
1) Micah did his roommate's chores for a Monster energy drink and then went to go get a lip piercing for another Monster

2) Natalie loves Monster so much, she Monster mashed

Mud Monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.”
“Man that was such a mud monster moment
Mud Monster by MudMonster October 3, 2021

gonch monster 

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon 

A wonderful person who can rap and dance 😉. He may be underated even though he shouldn't be. He's Bangtan Sonyeondan's (BTS) hardworking leader. He loves Ryan, pink dolphins, and cute filters. He is the named as the 'God of Destruction' because he often breaks stuff and our bias lists. He has these really cute dimples that makes a lot of ARMYs' (our fandom) hearts flutter and die.
Rap Monster is my oppa.
Kim Namjoon is my future husband. Just wait... :D
Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon is the best leader ever! <3

dance monster 

what BTS rapmonster would not define himself as, even though he knows he is.
"You guys know my name is rapmonster not dance monster, R-A-P monster not D-A-N-C-E monster "
dance monster by Qat_is_Lifeu January 19, 2018