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Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock
“Get ready to feel the lobster rock
by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019
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Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
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Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 30, 2019
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Alabama Lobster Fight

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.
by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019
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Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019
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lobster tail and beer

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
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hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.
Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.
by Lach stock October 20, 2017
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