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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.
I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.
by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023
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trust load

The first time you ejaculate into a girlfriend's vagina.
I gave her my trust load.
by eightythree February 21, 2014
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Load monger

A finance manager that will do anything for a deal including mongering loads
Dmitry is a real load monger

Monger monger monger
by Bgecko January 26, 2017
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champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne
"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
by Facesface September 22, 2013
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Loaded insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.
by rhea9914 January 7, 2008
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Fuck loads

I want to play on the ps4 but I’ve got fuck loads of homework to do
by DxnnaMad January 30, 2020
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