Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

lincoln bunker

a studly man whore, who thinks he can get all the girls & plays there hearts. but he is very good looking and all the girls fall for him and his games.

Lincoln bunker goes to lehi jr.

by S Conlee November 23, 2013

lincoln center

A homosexual program run by a bunch of fools who think that it is doing good for the kids who are in it.

Guy 1: Hey I heard that Guy 3 goes to Lincoln Center, it sounds good I think I'll join.
Guy 2: NO! That program sucks ass it says you will learn shit for college but really you just sit around for 3 extra hours after school doing nothing but gay sex.
Guy 3: I hate my life.

by NeonTheCoder January 13, 2014

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

lincoln school costa rica

K -12 private prep school for Costa Rica's elite. The school that the children of important diplomats and businessmen attend. Kids go to a variety of US schools post-graduation (from Brown, UPenn, Gtown to Penn State, Pepperdine, LSU...)

Kids who go here are a combination of smart, obnoxious, and sometimes preppy. Parties organized by these spoiled kids are sick; the drinking spirit is strong. Expect instragram posts of yachts, vacation trips to ski resorts, thailand, and lots of expensive swimwear.

You go to lincoln school costa rica?

Yeah

Fucking "pipi" (costa rican slang for "spoiled brat")

by CR Insider October 11, 2016

lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck July 21, 2016