"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."
"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."
"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."
"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."
"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."
by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020
Get the Lemon Sexualmug. From the game Portal 2. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson via an old recording while Chell and Glados navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.
by gaaraofthedamned October 2, 2011
Get the Combustable Lemonmug. A Lemon Pepper is a person with blonde hair and black eyebrows. Lemon Peppers generally have many traits in common with Gingers, such as social outcastness and tiny penises. While Gingers have no soul, Lemon Peppers have no emotions and no conrol over their microscopic weiners.
Timmy:"OMG look at Chip, he is such a Lemon Pepper!"
John: "I know! His eyebrows totally don't match his hair! Wtf is his problem?"
Timmy: "And dude, look at his penis! Its so tiny!"
Timmy & John: "DAMN LEMON PEPPERS"
John: "I know! His eyebrows totally don't match his hair! Wtf is his problem?"
Timmy: "And dude, look at his penis! Its so tiny!"
Timmy & John: "DAMN LEMON PEPPERS"
by bigblonde&beautiful July 19, 2009
Get the Lemon Peppermug. As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.
Lemon Squeeze:
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.
-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.
-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."
by Laughing Out Loud February 1, 2009
Get the Lemon Squeezemug. (person 1)did you hear jim hates cacao lemon
(person 2) WHY WOULD I CARE
(person 2(sorry caps lock)
(person 1) we are speaking in real life
(person 2) that is not my problem
(person 2) WHY WOULD I CARE
(person 2(sorry caps lock)
(person 1) we are speaking in real life
(person 2) that is not my problem
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
Get the cacao lemonmug. The act of accidentally peeing in or on the female genitalia when you were actually trying to cum on/in it.
by Blawxwich October 22, 2013
Get the Dutch Lemonmug. by Cheese Man 333 February 27, 2018
Get the Lemon suckermug.